This one goes out to all the selfish, thoughtless, bone idle chumps out there.
So, you’ve had a snack or a drink whilst you’re out and about? Fair enough, goodness knows we all need a little snack now and again to keep us going. And now you’ve finished you’re going to put your rubbish in the bin, or stick it in your pocket or bag until you get home yes? What do you mean no? Are you completely stupid? Do you think that someone else should come along and pick it up for you? Is it too heavy? Because by definition, if you’ve recently consumed the contents of the container you’ve just chucked in the hedgerow/flowerbed/pond/grass verge/garden you just happened to be passing, then it will be lighter, you fool. Have you not thought about the wildlife you may be endangering? Not bothered about the children who may cut themselves on the glass bottle you discarded on the park? No? Idiot.
And while we’re here, you there clearing up after your dog. Good to see you picking up the canine crap and putting it in a bag. Excellent. Now you’re going to put it in a dog bin, or take it home and bin it, yes? What do you mean, no? You’re going to tie the bag up and hang the poo in a tree or leave it on the ground? Have you taken leave of your senses? No. You are just ugly. Your behaviour is ugly. You make beautiful places ugly. Stop it.
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